January 2012
57 posts
You know how every once in a while you just get pretty down about yourself? That’sss been this last week or so. Blehh!!!
I’m Alex Fucking Frost! Bitches
SKÓGURANDI: I think the only thing that irritates... →
sownbones:
I think the only thing that irritates me more than the people that hate Valentine’s Day, are the people that are “now taking Valentine applications.”
We all get it, it’s a silly man-made holiday to exploit emotional attachment in order to capitalize on the sales of material sentiment, and…
This iz what I need 2 b righ' now.
thisonetimeinmylife:
I needa b independent righ’ now, n i don’ needa man. I’mma gonna go 2 parties and kiss boiz i don’ know- cuz i’m kewt. i’mma do me righ’ now. fuq da’ haterz.
badkidzz:
Sometimes I think I’m too big of a bitch for anyone to like. and then i realize I’m hilarious and everyone loves me.
wait what
When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Sometimes I feel really stupid for not listening to other people when I should have. I now know that I have to listen to my good friends’ advice! I will never let myself be caught up in something like that again. REMIND ME OF THIS POST NEXT TIME I RUDELY IGNORE YOU, GUYS
note to all girls with cameras
just because you take a picture of some random object off center or at an angle or make it blurry or black and white—or god forbid, both—DOESN’T MEAN YOUR PICTURES ARE GOOD.
why do you ALL do this. all of you.
let me just answer all of you at once
NO I don’t care that he’s in a relationship. okay, now that that’s settled.
“I’m not sentimental—I’m as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via misswallflower)
my new hall is hunger games themed can this get any better holy shit what is this oh my gosh
Anonymous asked: You.... you have a sex drive? Lies.
I FEEL LIKE SKIPPING AND JUMPING WITH JOY
I GET MY OWN ROOM MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS
STARTING TOMORROW
HOLY SHIT
YES
OMG
YES
not sure why you thought interrupting my alone time and trying to talk to me was a good idea
you tried? what are you trying to do? DON’T.
leave me the FUCK alone
doing that whole
*open word* then two hour break
*header* oh you’re friends want to see you? okay. 3 hour break.
*title* infinite break.
looking through my tumblr
can’t decide if it makes me look like a bitch or like I’m fucking hilarious
what do I do
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hold on let me just thank you, friday night, for introducing me to tune yards cause I like them.
thanks
every once in a while I realize I am hipster scum
I accept it
but still deny it to others
except right now
what I learned in school this year: you can’t change a cunt. she will be one forever.
“The Sun,” Portugal The Man
Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
afternoonsnoozebutton:
anniehinton:
Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.
“Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a...